My kitchen, not me.
It now has to dry, and I need to decide on tiles vs upstand vs backsplash (or a combination of the above). The plasterer also fixed the spot at the top of my stairs. There’s also a video available – you’ll probably need VLC to play it, as it’s a 3GP file (special mobile phone format apparently).
Oh, work has a Christmas tree – well, the building does (danger Will Robinson, mobile phone camera picture).