Meet Ellen Sherman, Cleveland housewife and mother.

Hi, I’m a nuclear physicist and commissioner of consumer affairs. In my spare time, I do needle point, read, sculpt, take riding lessons and brush up on my knowledge of current events. Thursday’s my day at the day care center, and then there’s my work with the deaf. But I still have time left over to do all my own banking and practice my backhand, even though I’m on call 24-hours a day as a legal agent.

How does Ellen do it all? She’s smart, she takes speed, the tiny blue diet pill you don’t have to be overweight to need.

… and then I collect these paper bags, and I have them right here, all folded and everything in case anyone needs a paper bag I have one.

Yes, speed.

These words, and more, can be heard in the Chillits 2005 set by Mike Bee, around the 22 minute mark.

Cracks me up every time I hear it.